thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

diversecurse:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

Guys this literally makes her the richest woman in the world and knocks Jeff bezos off the top spot for richest man lol

The part that gets me is that there’s people out there who act like we should somehow feel sorry for Jeff in this situation.

Like, first of all, he’s the one that fucked up… and second, even if he’s left with “just” 69 billion… He’s still got far more money than 99.99% of people will ever even come close to having.

i-am-a-fish:

if they don’t make you go assjdgdkagf, then, they just aren’t the right one for you

(via lez-cactus)

wardenchampion:

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

millennial-review:

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via dailyhangover)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via dailyhangover)

humorgifs:

That ‘70s Show (1998 — 2006) 

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cutereptiles:

:[_____]

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